Authorities in rural Kansas are baffled by the sudden appearance of a town that was never there before. Residents of nearby areas say that just a week ago, the land where the town now stands was nothing but empty fields. Now, the eerie settlement—dubbed “Evanesburg” by locals—has become a chilling urban legend. But even more disturbing is that anyone who enters hasn’t been heard from since.

In another chapter of “only in Florida,” a local man has taken squatter’s rights to a whole new level. When authorities arrived at an abandoned Walmart in Pensacola this week, they discovered 38-year-old Ricky McGubbins sitting atop a throne of stacked pallets, wearing a crown crafted from aluminum foil and soda cans. According to local reports, Ricky moved into the empty Walmart two weeks ago.