Canadian Prime Minister Resigns to Become a Monk in Tibet to Pursue a Life of Peace

The Canadian Prime Minister has announced their immediate resignation to pursue a life of peace on the serene mountains of Tibet. I’ve done enough for Canada. Now it’s time to find myself... and maybe a better outfit,” the PM said during a press conference, wearing a saffron robe and a surprisingly well-placed man bun. They assured the public that Canada would "continue running itself."