Harvard Shuts Its Doors Forever: Low Enrollment Blamed on TikTok ‘Degree-Free’ Movement and $100 Coffee

In a twist that no one saw coming, Harvard University has announced that it will shutter its classrooms indefinitely, citing "low enrollment" and a “cultural shift away from being annoyingly overqualified.” Students who once dreamed of sipping coffee in Harvard Yard have been priced out by the university’s on-campus cafés, where a single oat milk latte now costs $100 and it’s not even organic.