The Mayor of Naples, Florida, Thomas “Tommy Salami” Delaney, was caught drunkenly terrorizing the ritzy town in a hot pink golf cart dressed as a flamingo screaming "Do you know who I am? I’m the jolly golly good time Naples mayor! Hee-haw!" The spectacle unfolded along upscale 5th Avenue South, where diners tourists found themselves dodging a man who looked like a crazy, deranged mascot.

In another chapter of “only in Florida,” a local man has taken squatter’s rights to a whole new level. When authorities arrived at an abandoned Walmart in Pensacola this week, they discovered 38-year-old Ricky McGubbins sitting atop a throne of stacked pallets, wearing a crown crafted from aluminum foil and soda cans. According to local reports, Ricky moved into the empty Walmart two weeks ago.