U.S. Allegedly Launches Random “Citizen Ranking Scale” Scores From 1 to 100 Straight to Your Mailbox

In a move baffling citizens and horrifying conspiracy theorists, Americans across the nation have allegedly received letters assigning them a “Citizen Ranking” on a scale from 1 to 100. The ranking is based on an incomprehensible set of criteria, and while the government remains tight-lipped, leaked documents suggest this could be part of a massive social experiment called “Project Patriot Score.”