Nationwide Chaos: U.S. Shuts Down All Airports as Mysterious Worm Rain Falls From the Sky!

In what experts are calling “the grossest apocalyptic event of the century,” the United States has closed all major airports after a freak meteorological phenomenon caused worms—yes, worms—to rain down from the skies. Flights have been grounded, passengers are furious, and conspiracy theorists are already blaming everything from secret government experiments to alien farming initiatives.