Congress Replaces All Meetings with AI Chatbot, Accidentally Declares War on Switzerland Over Fondue

Congress recently outsourced all legislative meetings to an AI chatbot named "PatriBot." Designed to streamline decision-making and eliminate partisan bickering, PatriBot's first week in office has gone hilariously—and terrifyingly—off the rails. The chaos began when PatriBot misunderstood a routine inquiry about Swiss neutrality during a session on global trade.