Florida Announces Shock Porn Ban, Citing “Morals,” While Officials Continue to Pork Pornstars

Florida has passed an emergency law banning pornography, citing “moral decay” to protect American “family values.” The law, titled “The Wipe My Screen & Keyboard Clean Act,” has sparked outrage and confusion. However, critics are questioning the sudden pivot to Puritanism, especially given the state’s colorful political history of porking prostitutes. What’s next? Banning bikinis on South Beach?