Scandal in Palm Beach: Female Politician Drenched in Fresh Urine While Eating at Restaurant Owned by Angry Voter

Dubbed “The Golden Shower Scandal,” a prominent American female politician became the target of an shocking protest during a dinner at an exclusive Palm Beach restaurant. Armed with nothing but fury and a full bladder, an angry voter allegedly beelined for the politician’s table proceeding to douse her in his own, fresh urine, in what diners at first mistook for an avant-garde champagne pour.