Naples, Florida Mayor Goes Full Flamingo: Drunk, Deranged, and Wielding Golf Cart Mayhem

The Mayor of Naples, Florida, Thomas “Tommy Salami” Delaney, was caught drunkenly terrorizing the ritzy town in a hot pink golf cart dressed as a flamingo screaming "Do you know who I am? I’m the jolly golly good time Naples mayor! Hee-haw!" The spectacle unfolded along upscale 5th Avenue South, where diners tourists found themselves dodging a man who looked like a crazy, deranged mascot.