Miami Beach Evacuated After Reports of Zombie Alligators: Authorities Urge Residents to Stay Indoors

In a headline ripped straight from a horror movie, Miami residents were sent into a frenzy after reports of “zombie alligators” roaming the beaches began flooding social media. The phenomenon, which locals have dubbed Gatorgeddon, has left authorities baffled, tourists terrified, and Floridians... mildly amused. Some believe the gators are feasting on meth-laced water from a drug dump gone wrong.