U.S. Buys Greenland for $1 Trillion in Bitcoin and a $25 McDonald’s Gift Card—Americans Excited for Handmade Polar Bear Rugs

In what experts are calling the most bizarre land deal in history, the US has reportedly purchased Greenland for a staggering $1 trillion in Bitcoin and a $25 McDonald’s gift card. The historic deal was reportedly negotiated in a secret meeting between US officials and the Danish government inside a heated igloo underneath Greenland’s icy tundra. Some are calling it the most American thing ever.