D.C. Metro Recession Warning: Why It’s Closer Than You Think
Picture this: The bustling DC Metro area, with its iconic landmarks and thriving suburbs, reduced to a ghost town. It sounds like a dystopian fantasy, but a storm of economic decline could make this nightmare a reality. Here’s how DC could crumble if workers lost their jobs, homes stopped selling, and travel dried up. Letting it fall into disrepair would have catastrophic consequences nationwide.
BREAKING: America Moves Its Capital to Anchorage, Alaska—Here’s Why the Whole Country Is Freaking Out
In a decision that has left Washington, D.C., residents clutching their Starbucks cups in disbelief, Congress has announced the relocation of the US capital to Anchorage, Alaska. America's political heart is moving to the land of moose and bears. The move, dubbed “Operation Frosty Freedom,” is set to begin next year, and officials say it’s “a bold step toward decentralizing government power.”