Healthcare CEO Faces “Crazy Consequences” After Denying Coverage to Dying Americans—What They Did Next With Their Turkey Basters Will Shock You

Eyewitnesses say the CEO was “tied down with pantyliners” (an oddly symbolic fashion) and forced to face a “reminder of the suffering” he had caused to countless families. “It was a powerful statement,” one source said. “Not a single procedure was skipped. He got the full experience, from start to finish.” Each and every single angry consumer took turns with their turkey baster and left no crumbs.