California Declares State of Emergency After Radioactive “Glowing Fog” Engulfs the State

In a turn of events that sounds like the plot of a sci-fi movie, California is under siege by an unknown glowing fog. From San Francisco to Los Angeles, residents woke up to streets bathed in an eerie green light, prompting some wild conspiracy theories. In true LA fashion, yoga studios are offering “fog detox classes,” and avocado toast recipes now include glow-in-the-dark garnishes.