Americans Are Turning To DIY Dentistry Without Fluoride — Experts Horrified

In a shocking twist, an increasing number of Americans are boldly taking dental care into their own hands in order to avoid the exorbitant costs associated with professional treatments.

Social media platforms are now overflowing with DIY braces tutorials and teeth-whitening hacks that promise amazing results.

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“I straightened my teeth for just $20,” claims one enthusiastic TikTok user, showcasing the trend.

However, dentists are urgently warning about the severe risks involved, which can include painful infections and potentially permanent damage to one's oral health. It appears that the quest for saving money has never felt so terrifying and risky as it does in today’s environment.

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